Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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