piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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