Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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