i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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