Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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