I don't usually arrange sex via text message
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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