I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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