I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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