Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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