The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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