I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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