but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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