He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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