He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
my sisters under your porch take her home
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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