I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Acid is not a monday night drug
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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