Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
They have beer where we have blood.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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