No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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