Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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