the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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