I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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