On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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