Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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