so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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