if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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