I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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