I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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