Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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