He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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