all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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