bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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