I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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