How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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