found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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