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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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