32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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