Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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