this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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