Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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