Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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