is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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