Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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