Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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