Whod you bang
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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