hell yes lets make some ravioli
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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