did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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