Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I will be naked everywhere
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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