you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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