I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
too bad you live with your parents still
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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