Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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