It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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