How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize