Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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