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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  :)

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  Wipe that smile off your face.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers

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  are you high?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.

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• (619): View more from California

  You fucked that MILF against my car!

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  How would you know?

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  She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her

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• (323): View more from California

  VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it

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