Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Randomize