He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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